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The Kettleman North Dome Oil Field is a large oil and gas field in Kings and Fresno counties, California. Discovered in 1928, it is the fifteenth largest field in the state by total ultimate oil recovery, and of the top twenty oil fields, it is the closest to exhaustion, with less than one-half of one percent of its original oil remaining in place.
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The 2000 Allan Cup was the Canadian senior ice hockey championship for the 1999–2000 senior \"AAA\" season. The event was hosted by the Lloydminster Border Kings in Lloydminster, Saskatchewan/Alberta. The 2000 tournament marked the 92nd year that the Allan Cup has been awarded.
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