{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.","punchline":"I woke up exhausted!","id":53}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?","punchline":"They're really good at it.","id":180}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}
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