{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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Chris Terkelsen is a Danish orienteering competitor and World champion. He won a gold medal in the 1997 World Orienteering Championships in Grimstad with the Danish Relay team. He received a silver medal in the 2005 World Orienteering Championships in Aichi. He won the overall World Cup in 1998, and received a silver medal in the 2004 European Championships with the Danish relay team. Terkelsen won the 1997, 1998 and 2000 editions of the Jukola relay.
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