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{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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